♪The way without you♪ 独立字幕组诚译
校对： SeanZhang 大海无量
后期&总监： SeanZhang
♪ There'll be no strings to bind your hands ♪ 你的双手将不被束缚
♪ Not if my love can't bind your heart ♪ 若我的爱不能将你的心留住
罗勃.L（指死侍作者 Rob Liefeld）
♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪ 也不需要说些什么
一部混蛋的电影 ♪ There's no need to take a stand ♪ 也不需要说些什么
一部混蛋的电影 ♪ For it was I who chose to start ♪ 因为开始是我的选择
主演：天造地设的白痴 ♪ For it was I who chose to start ♪ 因为开始是我的选择
《人物》 世界上最性感的男人! （本片主演瑞恩·雷诺兹 2010年获得该称号）
♪ If morning's echoes say we've sinned ♪ 如果晨曦的回声说我们犯下过错
一个辣妹 ♪ If morning's echoes say we've sinned ♪ 如果晨曦的回声说我们犯下过错
一个辣妹 ♪ Well, it was what I wanted now ♪ 也是我心甘情愿的错
一个英国恶棍 ♪ Well, it was what I wanted now ♪ 也是我心甘情愿的错
（电影版绿灯侠 也由瑞恩·雷诺兹扮演）
一些过场段子 ♪ And if we're victims of the night ♪ 如果我们是夜的受害者
一个暴脾气青少年 ♪ I won't be blinded by the light ♪ 我将不会在光明里迷失
♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
一个特效人物 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
一个特效人物 ♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 宝贝
♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
一个零片酬配角 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 宝贝
♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 亲爱的
出品人：傻逼 ♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 亲爱的
出品人：傻逼 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
编剧：这里真正的英雄们 ♪ Just call me angel of the morning, angel ♪ 叫我一声晨间天使 天使
♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 亲爱的
导演：一个报酬过高的工具 ♪ Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling ♪ 在离开前轻抚我的脸庞吧 亲爱的
嗨! 我是死侍!
♪ Mera Joota hai Japani Yeh Patloon Inglistani ♪ 我穿的鞋子是日货 我穿的裤子是英货
♪ Sar pe lal topi Rusi Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ♪ 我带的帽子是俄罗斯的 可我的心却属于印度
♪ Mera Joota hai Japani Yeh Patloon Inglistani ♪ 我穿的鞋子是日货 我穿的裤子是英货
"惊悚平衡车之旅" ♪ Mera Joota hai Japani Yeh Patloon Inglistani ♪ 我穿的鞋子是日货 我穿的裤子是英货
♪ Sar pe lal topi Rusi Phir bhi dil hai Hindustani ♪ 我带的帽子是俄罗斯的 可我的心却属于印度
我在后面坐着有点无聊啊 I'm kinda lonesome back here.
-搭把手… -呃…但我得把住方向盘 -Little help... -Just... I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
不好意思! Excuse me!
-我叫杜宾德 -侍，死 -Dopinder. -Pool. Dead.
-不错啊! -好闻吧? -Nice! -Smells good, no?
没说水仙花香包 说那女孩 Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl.
噢 吉塔 她很可爱 Yes. Gita. She is quite lovely.
她本来可以变成我的贤妻 但… She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But...
她却迷上了我表哥 班度 Gita's heart has been stolen by my cousin, Bandu.
他有多无耻就有多能撩妹 He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
杜宾德 我觉得冥冥中有什么原因让我今天坐你的车 Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today.
是的 先生 你叫的车 记得么? -Yes, sir, you called for it, remember?
不 我棕色的瘦朋友 是爱情 No, my slender, brown friend. Love...
美妙无比 爱情来临时 整个世界都充满水仙花香包的芬芳 ...is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world tastes like Daffodil Daydream.
所以你要抓住爱情 紧紧抓住! So you gotta hold on to love. Tight!
-千万别放手 别像我一样犯错 懂了? -懂了 -And never let go. Don't make the same mistakes I did, got it? -Yah
否则整个世界都会充满肥妈做完瑜伽的味道 Or else the whole world tastes like Mama June after hot yoga. （电视剧《Here Comes Honey Boo Boo》里的人物）
先生 肥妈闻起来什么味? Sir, what does Ms Mama June taste like?
就两个流浪汉在装满尿的鞋里互相干的味道 Like two hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss.
我还能继续说下去 杜宾德 但重点是味道太恶心了 I can go all day, Dopinder. The point is it's bad.
是挺恶心的 It is bad.
为啥要穿着花哨的红衣服 先生? Why the fancy red suit, Mr.Pool?
哦 因为今天圣诞节啊 杜宾德 Oh, that's because it's Christmas day, Dopinder
而且我在逮一个我捣蛋名单上的人 and I'm after someone on my naughty list.
我已经等了1年3周6天还有… I've been waiting, 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days and...
14分钟 就为了让他补偿对我所做的事 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
-他对你做了什么 先生? -就这个 -And what did he do to you, Mr.Pool? -This shit.
砰! Boo!
-你不会失望的 -最好不会 -They won't disappoint. -They'd better not.
-下个月能有多少? -毛都没有 -What about next month's shipment? -There won't be one.
想赢得战争的不止你一个 You're not the only one with a war to win.
少来这套 That won't do.
我们的交易好像有点小插曲 See, we've had this small disruption to our supply trade.
我们会感激你的耐心 We'd appreciate your patience.
好吧… Okay...
再下个月全数交货 We'll deliver in full the following month.
合作愉快 Pleasure doing business with you.
去他妈的变种人! Fucking mutant!
妈的! 我忘带弹药袋了! Shit! I forgot my ammo bag!
-要掉头么去拿么? -不 没时间了 -Shall we turn back? -No, no time.
去他妈的 我还有这个 Fuck it. I got this.
9，10，11，12发子弹 或者亲妈爆炸 就在这停! 9, 10, 11, 12 bullets. Or bust. Right here!
车费27.5美元 That's $27.50.
我工作从来不带钱包 会毁了我紧身衣线条的 I never carry a wallet while I'm working. Ruins the lines of my suit.
-欢快地击个掌怎么样? -好吧 -But how 'bout a crisp high-five? -Okay.
圣诞快乐! Merry Christmas!
祝你周二和四月都美好 死侍! And a convivial Tuesday and April to you, Pool!
韦德 ♪ Hey, yeah, I wanna shoop, baby ♪
♪ Shoop shoop ba-doop ♪
♪ Ummm, you're packed and you're stacked 'specially in the back ♪
♪ Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that ♪
♪ Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie? ♪
嗨 我是弗朗西斯!
♪ You're a shotgun-bang! What's up with that thang? ♪
噢! Oh! ♪ You're a shotgun-bang! What's up with that thang? ♪
噢 你好! Oh, hello!
我懂的 对吧? 我得跪舔谁才能拍我自己的电影呢? I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie?
我不能告诉你 但和这"京钢狼"押韵 跟你说… I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Pulverine". And lemme tell you... （指 Wolverine 金刚狼）
他下面那澳洲蛋蛋还挺帅的! He's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under! （Down under：“下面”，也通常用来指澳洲 金刚狼的演员休·杰克曼是澳大利亚人）
总之 我有几个地方想去 有一张脸要整 还有 噢! Anyway. I got places to be. A face to fix. And, oh!
几个坏蛋要杀 Bad guys to kill.
全力以赴 Maximum effort.
猴子偷桃! Cock shot!
豪华科林斯皮革啊! Rich Corinthian leather!
我在找弗朗西斯! I'm looking for Francis!
你们见过这人么? Have you seen this man?
爽啊 爽啊! Yanking, yanking!
我可没说过 但别吞 I've never said this, but don't swallow. （暗指吞精）
妈的 我是不是忘记关炉子了? Shit. Did I leave the stove on?
帕克大道 （蜘蛛侠原名为彼得·帕克）
现在插播突发新闻 Now, breaking news. 帕克大道 （蜘蛛侠原名为彼得·帕克）
今早环城高速发生连环撞车与枪击事件 A multi-car collision turned shots fired on the crosstown expressway this morning.
警方已封锁现场 Gridlock has kept police from the scene. 泽维尔天才少年学校（X战警学院）
建议民众呆在家中 Residents are advised to remain in their homes.
行凶者据称持有武器 十分危险 并且身着… The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing a...
红色衣服 死侍 Red suit. Deadpool.
负声波! 来吧 我们有任务了 Negasonic! Come. We have mission.
钢力士 等下 Colossus, wait up.
我已经给了死侍每一个加入我们的机会 I've given Deadpool every chance to join us.
但他举止就像个孩子似的 全副武装的孩子 But he'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child.
什么时候他才能成熟 能意识到加入X战警的好处 When will he grow up and see benefits of becoming X-Man?
什么好处? 弹力紧身衣? 还是隔几年就炸飞一次的房子? Which benefits, the matching unitards? The house that blows up every few years?
拜托 炸房子是为了塑造角色 Please. House blowing up builds character.
你吃早饭了吧 嗯? You ate breakfast, yes?
早餐是一天中最重要的一顿饭 Breakfast is most important meal of day.
给 蛋白棒 对骨头好 Here. Protein bar. Good for bones.
死侍可能会想打断你的骨头 Deadpool may try to break yours.
嘿! Hey!
等下! 你们可能好奇为啥是红色紧身衣 Wait! You may be wondering why the red suit.
这样坏人就看不到我流血了 Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
这哥们知道是怎么回事 他穿的棕色裤子 This guy's got the right idea. He wore the brown pants. （就不怕别人看到他拉在裤子里了）
好吧! 我只有12发子弹 你们得分享下! Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're gonna have to share!
开始倒数! Let's count 'em down!
我去 日了狗! Shit, motherfucker!
10! 我去 Ten! Shit.
九! 操 八! 操你麻痹! Nine! Fuck. Eight. Shit-fuck!
水货死侍 Bad Deadpool.
七 牛逼死侍! Seven. Good Deadpool!
有人没数啊 Someone's not counting.
六! Six!
四… Four...
打到你啦! Gotcha!
正中要害! Right up main street!
三 二! 傻逼! 值了 Three, two! Stupid! Worth it.
今晚要撸一发 I'm touching myself tonight.
弗朗西斯! 弗朗西斯! Francis! Francis!
什么JB玩意! 你在哪 弗朗西斯? What the shitbiscuit! Where you at, Francis?
你不是弗朗西斯! You're not Francis!
你确定? 还要撸袖子? Really? Rolling up the sleeves?
你可能在想 "我男朋友说这是一部超级英雄电影 You're probably thinking, "my boyfriend said this was a superhero movie
但是这个红衣男怎么可以串人肉串啊" but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking cabob"
呃 我也许算是超级 但可不是英雄 Well, I may be super. But I'm no hero.
好吧 严格来说这是谋杀 Anyhow, technically, this is a murder.
但有些美妙的爱情故事就是从谋杀开始的 But some of the best love stories start with a murder.
碰巧这就是个：爱情故事 而要好好讲这个故事 And that's exactly what this is: a love story. And to tell it right,
得从我把我这屁股塞进红色紧身衣之前说起 I gotta take you back to long before I squeeze this ass into red spandex.
2年前…
听着 我说慢点有用么? 我没订披萨 Look, would it help if I slow it down for you? I didn't order the pizza.
这是红礁路7348号么? Is this 7348 Redledge Drive?
-你是莫钱特先生么? -那个没订他妈的饼的莫钱特先生! -Are you Mr.Merchant? -The Mr.Merchant who didn't order the fucking pie!
-那谁打的电话? -我打的! -Who placed the call? -I did!
菠萝和橄榄? 又甜又咸! Pineapple and olive? Sweet and salty!
你他妈谁? 你他妈在我家干啥? The fuck are you? The fuck are you doing in my crib?
-那是面包皮? 别动! -天啊 希望不是 -Is that bread crust? Don't move! -God, I hope not.
听着 这是因为那次打牌么? 我告诉过豪伊… Look, is this about that poker game? I told Howie I told him...
这样吧… Just...
-你随便拿 -谢了! -Just take whatever you want. -Thanks!
先生 在你动手之前 介意先给我点美丽的小费么? Sir, before you do anything to him, do you mind if I get a big tip?
杰瑞米 对么? 我是韦德·威尔逊 Jeremy, is it? Wade Wilson.
你想多了 杰瑞 That is a no go on the tip-aroo, Jer.
我不是来这儿找他 我是来这儿找你 I'm not here for him. I'm here for you.
-看来我躲过了一劫! -别高兴太早啊 -I dodged a big-time bullet on that one! -Not, out of the woods yet.
你真该歇会了 那是牛仔裤 不是吊灯 You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They're jeans, not a chandelier.
另外 你的钱包我收下了 毕竟你主动给我的 P.S. I'm keeping your wallet. You did kind of give it to me.
-但 哥们 我能拿回我的… -我要打死你那该死的猫 -Just look, man, can I have my... -I will shoot your fucking cat.
没明白你在说什么 我没有猫 I don't really know what that means, I don't have a cat.
那我刚刚拉在谁的猫砂上了? Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
随便了… Anywho...
告诉我 有什么是一块披萨不能解决的? Tell me something. What situation isn't improved by pizza?
你会不会碰巧认识梅根·奥夫洛斯基? 我念对没? 奥夫洛斯基? Do you happen to know a Megan Orflosky? Get that right? Orflovsky?
-奥洛夫斯基? -认识 -Orlovsky? -Yeah
很好 Good
因为她认识你 杰瑞米… 'Cause she knows you. Jeremy...
我们这伙人拿点小钱就可以出力打人 I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down.
小梅根没出钱 但幸运的是 我心软 And little Megan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her, I got a soft spot.
-我是… -一个跟踪狂 -I'm... -A stalker.
被威胁挺可怕的 杰瑞米 不过没有被锯了那么可怕 Threats hurt, Jer. Though not nearly as badly as serrated steel.
-所以 离梅根远点 懂? -是 先生 -So keep away from Megan. Cool? -Yes, sir.
-那就这样 -等下 就这样了? -And we're done. -Wait, we are?
对 就这样 你真该看看你自己的表情! Totally done. You should've seen your face!
-我不知道该怎么办 我太害怕了… -我心软 记得不? -I didn't know what to do, I was so scared... -Soft spot, remember?
哪怕你朝着她的方向再看一眼 Even look in her general direction again
我都会让你见识一下我的硬气 and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too.
不该这么说 That came out wrong.
见识一下? Or did it?
梅根 Megan.
（披萨盒上的 Feiges 指漫威影业老总 Kevin Feige）
这是你最后一次听说杰瑞米了 他说对不起 You've heard the last of Jeremy. He's sorry.
不可能吧 No friggin' way.
我真该把我旱冰鞋带来 让这些孩子看看应该怎么滑 Should've brought my roller blades. Show these kids how it's done.
我们就是为了这个 但多数情况还是为了钱 And that's why we do it. But mostly the money.
嘿 你觉得能干翻我继父么? Hey. Think you can fuck up my step dad?
我如果要把谁揍得狗吃屎 只是因为他罪有应得 If I can give the guy a pavement facial, it's 'cause he's earned it.
嘿 等一下 Hey, wait.
-你真是我的英雄 -不不不不不 我可不是 -You're my hero. -No, no, no, no, no. That, I ain't.
不是 绝不会是 -操你 韦德 Nope. Never will be. -Fuck you, Wade.
我只是个坏蛋 拿钱干翻更坏的坏蛋 I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to fuck up worse guys.
欢迎来玛格丽特老妹的酒吧 这就像个雇佣兵的人才市场 Welcome to Sister Margaret's. It's like a job fair for mercenaries.
你可以把我们当成那帮混账牙仙 只不过我们打掉人家的牙还有钱拿 Think of us as really fucked up tooth fairies except we knock out the teeth and take the cash.
你最好祈祷别让自己榜上有名 You'd best hope we never see your name on a gold card.
巴克! 李飞德 Buck! Liefeld.
-嘿 韦德! -韦德·威尔逊 弱者的守护神 -Hey, Wade! -Wade Wilson. Patron Saint of the Pitiful.
-来点什么? -来点口活 -What can I do for you? -I'd love a blowjob.
-哦 天啊 我也想要 -我说的是吹管之乐鸡尾酒 但首先… -Oh, God, me too. -The drink. With snuggle. But first...
-嘿 我可不赚当保姆的钱 记得把钱还给… -奥洛夫斯基? -Hey, I ain't taking any babysitting money, make sure that gets back to Miss... -Orlovsky?
-你确定? -嗯 -You sure? -Hmm.
作为雇佣兵你还真是一点都不冷血 你肯定也没太为难那孩子 You know for a merc, you're pretty warm-blooded. Bet you let the kid off easy, too.
他不算坏孩子 就是有点喜欢跟踪 He's not a bad kid. Just a little light stalking.
我在他那年纪可疯狂多了 跑去别的国家 I was way worse when I was his age, travelling to exotic places...
巴格达 摩加迪沙 杰克逊维尔 结识些有意思的人 然后… Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And then..
杀了他们 对 我看过你的Ins Killing them. Yeah, I've seen your instagram.
那特种部队在杰克逊维尔做了什么? So what were special forces doing in Jacksonville?
那是机密 他们有个超级棒的星期五餐厅! That's classified. They have wonderful TGIFridays!
好吧 甘露咖啡酒 百利甜还有发泡奶油 Alright, kahlua, baileys and whipped cream.
给你 吹管之乐鸡尾酒 我—— I give you, a blowjob. I'm--
-为什么要点这个? -凯丽 凯丽 凯丽 凯丽… -Why do you make me make that? - Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly...
把这拿给巴克 告诉他是布斯送的 一点前戏 Take that over there to Buck, please and tell him it's from Booth. Little foreplay.
-你在干什么好事? -没啥 就玩玩他们 -Remind me what good will come of this? -I don't take the shits, I just disturb them.
你他妈想干啥? What you want?
-干杯 为你的健康 -去你妈的 -Cheers. To your health. -Fuck you.
那凳子是新买的 That's a new stool.
给我他妈趴下 Stay the fuck down.
行了 靠边 靠边 Alright, move, move, move, move.
巴克 一边去 Buck, go rest.
没事 他还喘气呢 Yap, He's still breathing.
今天没人赢 干得好 韦德 Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade.
好吧 我今天赌的布斯会死 你赌的谁? You got me. I picked Booth in the dead pool. Who did you pick?
-呃 韦德 这个… -别 你不会赌的我死吧 -You know, Wade, about that... -No. You did not bet on me to die.
威尔逊 韦德 维斯尔 韦斯特. K 杰克 希恩. C 戴夫 考斯比.B
你还真赌我死啊 You bet on me to die.
哇 你麻痹 你这朋友做得真次 Wow. Motherfucker, you're the world's worst friend.
你肯定输了 我要活到102岁 然后才死 就像底特律市一样 Well, joke's on you. I'm living to 102. And then die. Like the city of Detroit. （底特律市长期经济低迷最终破产）
对不起 我只是想赢点钱 我什么都没赢过 Sorry. I wanted to win money. I never win anything.
-随便吧 -雇佣兵们 这轮我请! -耶! -Whatever. Soldiers of fortune, drink's on me! -Yeah!
只限国产酒! 进口的不算 Domestic! Nothing imported.
哇哇哇 宝贝儿… Woah, woah, woah. Baby...
你要把自个儿掏空么? Are you sure you wanna shoot your whole wad?
对 Tight. （有硬了的意思）
-瓦妮莎 -韦德 -Vanessa. -Wade.
你这么个大美女在这干嘛? What's a nice place like you doing in a girl like this?
我拍的 I'd hit that.
巴克 你最好道歉 趁还没有… 唔 发生这个 Buck, you'd best apologize before... Yeah. That.
-念咒语吧 肥道夫 -对不起 -Say the magic words, fat Gandalf. -I'm sorry.
-深呼吸 -我干事儿不过脑… -Breathe through the nose. -I don't have a filter between my brain and my...
好了 嘿 老天保佑他的蛋蛋 他已经道歉了! Okay, hey. Hakuna his tatas, he's sorry!
-滚吧 念咒去吧 -嘿 把手从商品上拿开 -Get outta here. Go cast a spell. -Hey, hands off the merchandise.
商品 哈 所以你… Merchandise, huh. So you...
-有钱就有乐子? -对 -Fun fuzzies for money? -Yup.
-悲惨的童年? -比你的惨 我还没出生我爸就死了 -Rough childhood? -Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
我妈怀我之前我爸就跑了 Daddy left before I was conceived.
-被在身上按灭过烟吗你? -难道还有别地儿可以按的? -Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin? -Where else do you put one out?
-我被性骚扰过 -我也有过 被我叔叔 -I was molested. -Me, too. Uncle.
叔叔们 一个一个上 Uncles. They took turns.
我被锁在橱柜里透过锁眼看我自己的生日聚会 I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet
那橱柜还正好是我的… which also happens to be my...
你的卧室 不错了 我睡洗碗机呢 Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box.
你还有个洗碗机 我都没睡过觉 You had a dishwasher. I didn't even know sleep.
我全天戴球嘴枷 被鸡奸 做小丑色情表演 It was pretty much 24/7 ball kegs, brownie mix and clown porn.
谁会这么干? Who would do such a thing?
希望能是你 晚上见? Hopefully, you. Later tonight?
275刀和酸奶优惠卡能换什么? What can I get for 275 dollars and a yogurt rewards card?
宝贝 48分钟你想他妈要什么都行 Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
还有一份低脂甜点 And a low-fat dessert.
她不是把礼品卡塞你嘴巴里了吧? Did she just put a gift card in your mouth?
是时候把蛋蛋放进洞洞里了 It's time to put balls in holes.
-你之前说了我想要什么都行 -我知道 -You said whatever I want. -I get it.
比起看卡戴珊的那两个球 你还是更喜欢看篮球是吧 You love ski ball. Apparently more than you love vagina.
这两个都不错 That's a tough call.
我只是想了解真实的你 I just wanna get to know the real you.
而不是好莱坞式的一夜情 Not the short-shorted 2-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood.
把球扔到洞里去 Balls in holes.
-准备吃瘪吧 -来啊 好家伙 -Prepare to lose tragically. -Bring it, big man.
一份限定版的战神金刚：宇宙守护者指环 谢谢 A limited edition Voltron: Defender of the Universe ring, por favor.
好的 稍等 Okay. Here you go.
我他妈早就想要这个东西了 I had this sucker for a while.
-我要一个橡皮擦 -没问题 -And I will take the pencil eraser. -Okay.
现在你就是阿鲁斯星球的保护者了 而你 可以擦掉铅笔写的东西了 You are now the proud protector of the planet Arus. And you, can erase stuff. Written in pencil.
-姑娘 -我很不想告诉你这个消息 但是你已经装满48分钟逼了 -My lady. -I hate to break it to you, but your 48 minutes are up.
我拿这个换还能装多久的逼? How many more minutes could I get for this?
顺便说一句 五个迷你战神金刚可以合成一个超大金刚 FYI, five mini lion bots come together to form one superbot
五个迷你金刚? 再给三分钟 Five mini lion bots? Three minutes.
成交 那剩下的2分37秒我们做什么? Deal. What do we do with the remaining 2:37?
抱抱? Cuddle?
-我们可以这样干多久? -一整年? -How long can we keep this up? -All year?
情人节快乐 Happy Valentines' Day.
-农历新年快乐 -狗年大吉 -Happy Chinese New Year. -Year of the Dog.
放松… 还有 妇女节快乐 Relax... And happy International Women's Day.
不 不 不 NO NO NO
大斋节快乐 Happy Lenten. （基督教节欲禁食的节日）
-韦德!-对不起 万圣节快乐! -Wade! -Sorry. Happy Halloween!
感恩节快乐 Happy Thanksgiving.
我爱你 I love you.
如果你的左腿是感恩节 右腿是圣诞节… If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas...
我能在节日之间拜访你一下吗? Can I visit you between the holidays?
这毛衣真难看! That sweater is terrible!
但是红色适合你 But red looks good on you.
你穿的叫红色 我穿的是你眼睛充血的颜色 Red's your color. Mine's like the bloodshot in your eyes.
-听着 我正在想 -真的? -Listen. I've been thinking. -Really?
-我们为什么那么合拍 -为什么呢? -'Bout why we're so good together. -Why is that?
你的疯劲儿跟我的疯劲儿特别搭 天雷勾地火 Your crazy matches my crazy. Bigtime.
我们就像两块拼图 我凸你凹 你懂的 And we're like 2 jigsaw pieces. You know, weird curvy edges.
-把它们拼起来就能看到完整的画面 -是 -You put them together and you can see the picture on top. -Right.
韦德… 有件事我一直想问你 Wade... There's something I've been meaning to ask you.
不过只是因为你一直没打算问我 But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
你会… Will you...
-把那个东西插到… -和我结婚吗? -Stick it up my... -Marry me?
额… 乌鸦嘴 Uh... Jinx?
-你把这个藏在哪儿了? -哪儿都没藏 -Where were you hiding that? -Nowhere.
-他们说要一个月的工钱 所以… -你是说… -They said 1-month salary, so... -You mean...
-我愿意 -这是我的台词 -I do. -That's my line.
-我爱你 韦德·威尔逊 -其实你是想说… 所以那个… -I love you, Wade Wilson. -You're supposed to... So that's a...
-哈哈!哇呜! -Yes! -Woo!
太好了 Yes
我感觉就像一个小女生一样! I feel just like a little girl!
-我就这样一直抱着再也不放手好不好? -就像犹达骑卢克一样? -What if I just held on and never let go? -Just ride the bitch's back like Yoda on Luke.
-星球大战的梗! -帝国反击战啦! -Star Wars jokes! -Empire! （1977年的《星球大战》和《帝国反击战》还不是同一部电影 这个是常见的误会）
天啊 你就像是我在电脑里造出来的一样 Jesus Christ, it's like I made you in a computer!
完美 Perfect
嘘个嘘 甩两下 对 Pee break. Shake it, yeah.
事情是这样的 Here's the thing
生活就像一部没完没了的灾难片 Life is an endless series of train wrecks
幸福只是其中插播的商业广告 with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness.
现在已经到了最后的广告时间 This had been the ultimate commercial break.
这就是说我们要回到 真正的日常了 Which meant it was time to return, to our regularly scheduled programme.
-什么鬼… -我的天 韦德! -What the fu.... -Oh my God, Wade!
你在逗我 You're clowning.
你没在逗我 You're not clowning.
我觉得你在逗我 I sense clowns.
人们对癌症晚期这个消息的反应各不相同 People react to news of late-stage cancer differently.
不过我们还是有一些能做的事 There are certainly options we can look into.
每天都有新药被研发 New drugs are being developed every day.
那我们现在该做什么? 我们一定能做些什么 So what do we do? Surely, there is something we can do.
我叔叔伊凡被诊断出甲状腺癌 My Uncle Ivan was diagnosed with Thyroid cancer
然后有一大堆德国进口的实验药物… and there were all these experimental drugs from Germany...
瓦妮莎已经开始从计划A列到计划Z了 Vanessa's already working on plan A, B, all the way through Z.
我? 我就在记忆她脸部的细节 Me? I'm memorizing the details of her face.
就像我是第一次见到那样 Like it's the first time I'm seeing it.
-或者是最后一次 -威尔逊先生 -Or the last. -Mr.Wilson
威尔逊先生? -Mr.Wilson?
花点时间去消化一下 Take your time to process this.
千万不要鲁莽行事 It's important not to do anything rash.
好了 如果我是一个名叫弗朗西斯的200磅混蛋 我会藏在哪呢? Now, if I were a 200 pound sack of assholes named Francis, where would I hide?
"当来自萨斯喀彻温 里贾纳的新秀韦德·威尔逊出现 准备他的最后一击时 "A hush falls over the crowd as rookie sensation Wade W.Wilson out of Regina, Saskatchewan （加拿大地名 主演本人为加拿大人）
"现场鸦雀无声" lines up the shot."
"他看起来不错" "His form looks good." （form：外表/形状）
"这就是里贾纳这个梗的笑点" "And that's why Regina rhymes with fun." （里贾纳和阴道 virgina 发音类似）
"女士们先生们 你们现在看到是甜蜜踢蛋复仇!" "Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing is sweet, dick-kicking revenge!"
"看他做的怎么样! 来喽!" "Giving him the business! Incoming!"
"这把违反体育道德的行为提高到了一个新的境界!" "This is taking unsportsman-like conduct to a whole new level!"
看起来不错啊 弗朗西斯 休息得挺好 Looking good, Francis. Well-rested.
就像你一直在投球而不是接球啊 Like you've been pitching, not catching.
记起来什么了吗? 没有? Ringing any bells? No?
现在呢? How 'bout now?
韦德·他妈的·威尔逊 Wade fucking Wilson.
-呃 你好啊 美人儿 -是啊 看着就像被放射性的沙皮狗咬过一样 -Well, hello, gorgeous. -Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar Pei. （这是蜘蛛侠被辐射蜘蛛咬过的梗）
这是谁的错 哈 弗朗西斯? And whose fault is that, huh, Francis?
是时候消除你对这张美颜所做的事情了 Time to undo what you did to this butter face.
你该谢我才对 我让你变成不死之身 话说我还挺嫉妒你的 You should thank me. Apparently, I've made you immortal. I'm actually quite jealous.
是啊 但是这么活下去可不值 是不是? 现在… Yeah, but this ain't a life worth living, is it? Now...
我要对你做软饼干乐队对90年代音乐干过的事儿 I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90's.
爹? Dad?
我想我们都会同意 再不会出比这更大的岔子了 I think we can all agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way.
好吧 也许还有更大的 Well, maybe not the most.
这个是我最有价值的宝贝 This, is my most prized possession.
-威猛? -不 不 不 不 是威猛! -Wham? -No, no, no, no. WHAM!
Make it Big 是乔治和安迪的成名唱片 Make It Big is the album that George and Andy earned the exclamation point.
那么 我是不是该微笑着向你招手拜拜直到你出门? So, am I supposed to just smile and wave you out the door?
你就把它想象成除旧迎新 把死亡除个旧 Think of it like spring cleaning. Only if spring was death.
天 要是每次对着伯纳黛特打飞机都能得五美分那我就发了 God, if I had a nickel for everytime I spanked at the Bernadette Peters.
听起来是有这么多啊 伯纳黛特哪儿都不去 Sounds like you have. Bernadette is not going anywhere...
因为你也哪儿都不去 ...because you're not going anywhere.
-喝了 -你说的没错 -Drink. -You're right.
癌细胞只是在我的肝 肺 前列腺和大脑而已 Cancer's only in my liver, lungs, prostate and brain.
没了这些我也能活 All things I can live without.
你属于这个家 这儿有你的战神金刚 你的伯纳黛特 和你的我 You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron, and your Bernadette and your me.
听着 我们都知道癌症看上去很糟糕 Listen, we both know that cancer is a shit show.
就像雅科夫·斯米诺夫在爱荷华州博览会上 Like a Yakov Smirnoff opening for the Spindoctors
给音乐会做的开场演出那样 车祸现场! at the Iowa State Fair. Shit show!
所以无论如何我都不会带你去 And under no circumstances will I take you...
看那种演出 ...to that show.
我想让你记住的是我 而不是我的圣诞之灵 I want you to remember me, not the Ghost of Christmas Me （Ghost of Christmas Past： 小说《圣诞颂歌》中的角色 能让人想起过往的美好经历）
-我想要记住"我们" -我对天发誓 -Well, I wanna remember "us". -I swear to God,
下辈子我会找到你然后在你的窗前 I'll find you in the next life and I'm gonna boombox
放《无心快语》这首歌 威猛! "Careless Whisper" outside your window Wham! （电影《情到深处》中的桥段）
别说什么放音乐的鬼话了! 好吗? No one is boomboxing shit! OK?
我们一定能共度难关的 We can fight this.
还有 我发现 Besides, I just realize something.
你赢了 你的人生真的比我惨太多了 You win, your life is officially way more fuck up than mine.
我爱你 I love you.
-嗨 维斯 -看起来你需要口一发然后洗个澡放松一下 -Hello, Weas' -Looks like you need a blowjob and a shower
礼貌一点的话应该先洗澡 对吧 Courtesy calls for the latter, first.
来3杯培恩（一种龙舌兰）怎么样 -或者... How about 3 shots of Patron. -Or...
来份小麦草如何 How 'bout "triticum aestivum", wheat grass.
对免疫系统有好处 Excellent for the immune system.
天哦 你怎么和瓦妮莎一样烦 Jesus Christ, you sound like Vanessa!
看吧 她找了一大把五颜六色的诊所宣传册 Check it out, she sent away for all these colorful clinic brochures.
我确定这些都是美国药监局批准的 I'm sure they're all FDA approved.
有车臣共和国的 那不是想得癌症的时候去的地儿吗 In Chechniya, isn't that where you go to get cancer?
还有中国的 墨西哥中部的 You got China and central Mexico.
-你知道"癌症"用西班牙语怎么说吗? -不知道 You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? -No.
-"El癌症" -噢 我居然没猜到 -"El cancer". -Oh, I could'a guessed that.
看看你当初多幸福啊 介不介意我把这个留下 Look at how happy you look here. You mind if I keep this...
裱起来? 这样我就能记得 你活力四射的时候 ...put it up, so I can remember? When you looked alive.
至少我赌人头就快要赢了 At least now I'm gonna win the deadpool.
你要悲惨地死于癌症了 Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer.
别说了维斯 谢谢 I got it Weas', thanks.
噢… Oh...
还有那家伙 坐在那儿 来找你的 And that guy, over there, came in looking for you.
像个死神一样 Real Grim Reaper type.
我不知道 也许能推动剧情吧 I dunno, might further the plot.
-布斯 -韦德 -Boothe. -Wade.
-威尔逊先生 -有何贵干? -Mr.Wilson. -How can I help you?
拐卖儿童也行 Besides luring children into a panel van.
我知道你最近被诊断为癌症晚期 I understand you've recently been diagnosed with terminal cancer.
-警告你别盯我梢啊 -这是我的工作 招聘 -Stalker alert. -It's my job. Recruitment.
我很抱歉你有如此艰难的经历 I'm sorry you've had such a tough go.
但你是个战士 But, you're a fighter.
特种部队：41次击杀 Special forces: 41 confirmed kills.
每7周一个 跟许多人理发一样勤 One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut.
嗯 这个能把那滋味冲淡一点 Mm, this'll wash the taste down.
曾经沧海难为水啊 It's tough to forget being so impressive.
而现在你就和这些普通人瞎混 And now you spend your days sticking up for the little people.
是啊 人是会变的 你想要什么? Yeah, people change. What do you want?
我代表一个可能对你有帮助的组织 I represent an organization that may be able to help.
要是我说我们能治好你的癌症呢? What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
除此之外 还能赋予你多数人梦寐以求的能力 And, what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of.
我觉得听起来像是电视广告 然而 I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but,
不是什么好货 感觉就是那种多功能刀具 充其量是摇摆哑铃 Not a good one, like Slapchop, more Shakeweighty.
这个世界需要超凡的战士 The world needs extraordinary soldiers.
我们不光会让你变得更好 We won't just make you better.
我们会让你变得比更好还要好 We will make you better than better.
一个超级英雄 A superhero.
听着 史密斯特工 我试过当英雄 然后添了一道黑历史 Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark. （史密斯特工：致敬《黑客帝国》）
但是真到豁出去的时候 我会找你的 But if I ever hit "Fuck It", I'll look you up.
噢 操蛋 Oh. Shit.
学校就在我们500码以内的地方 所以你也许会想要… 你懂的 We're within 500 yards of the school. So you may wanna, you know...
酒钱算他自己头上 His drink's on him.
他说什么? What'd he say?
嘿 怎么了? Hey, what's going on?
不好意思 我做了个噩梦 梦到连姆·尼森了 Hey, sorry. I had a Liam Neeson nightmare. （《飓风营救》系列电影的主演）
我梦到我绑架了他女儿然后他发飙了 I dreamt I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it.
那个电影系列他们拍了三集 They made 3 of those movies.
有时候你会想 他这家长是不是当得不称职啊 At some point, you'd have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
癌症最糟的地方不是它对你身体造成的伤害 The worst part about cancer isn't what it does to you.
而是它对你所爱的人造成的伤害 But what it does to the people you love.
谁晓得那家伙能不能救我的命? Who knew if this guy could save my life?
但我知道这是唯一能救她的方法了 But I knew there's only one way that I could save hers.
这不就是超级英雄该做的吗? Isn't that what superheroes do?
好吧 来谈谈当超级英雄的利弊吧 Okay. Let's pro con this superhero thing.
好处：打炮不要钱 干洗店打折 永远看不完的电影折扣券 Pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass, local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals,
小制作和好莱坞大片都有 both origin stories and larger, ensemble team movies.
坏处：他们都是瘫子老师（指X教授）的小猫咪! Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!
-你知道我能听见 -没跟你说 我跟他们说话呢 -You know I can hear you. -Wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them.
呆在这别动 你之前收到过警告 死侍 Stay right here. You've been warned before, Deadpool.
以这种方式来运用你的能力是可耻而鲁莽的 你们两个都跟着我走 This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us.
听着钢力士 我现在没工夫跟圣母扯 还有你是? Look Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now. And you are?
负声波少年弹头 Negasonic Teenage Warhead.
负声波少年弹——什么鬼?! Negasonic Teenage--What the shit?!
这名字碉堡了! That's the coolest name ever!
-所以你是他的副手吗? 不 学徒 -So what, you're like his sidekick? -No. Trainee.
让我猜猜 X战警们甩给你些啥活儿 处理鸡毛蒜皮小杂碎吗? Let me guess, X-Men left you behind on what, shit detail?
那你成什么了? What does that make you?
就当你不在这儿 负声波少年弹头 我们换一下名字好吗? Pretending you're not here, Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Can we trade names?
-我们走好吗? -"听着! 我还是一个姑娘!" -Can we go? -"Look! I'm a teenage girl!"
"我才不想待在这个地方 "I'd rather be anywhere than here.
"我只想要一个长长的忧郁的静静 I'm all about long, sullen silences,
"然后来一些尖酸刻薄的评论 再是一个更长的静静" "followed by mean comments, followed by more silences."
所以你想咋地? 长长的忧郁的静静? So what's it gonna be? Long, sullen silence?
还是尖酸刻薄的评论? 开始吧 Or mean comment? Go on.
你就当把我当成一个不会说话的箱子吧 You got me in a box here.
我们决不能容许这种事情 死侍 拜托 闭上嘴走吧 We can't allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly.
-你这个大鸡巴黑铁人! -这可不友好! -You big, chrome cockgobbler! -That's not nice.
你真的想搞砸这一切吗? 相信我… You really got to fuck this up for me? Trust me...
这都是那个还在喘气的屌长胸上的草包弄的! 他贼你妈邪恶! That wheezing bag of dick-tits has it coming! He's pure evil!
再说了 又没人受伤 Besides, nobody's getting hurt.
这家伙在我来之前已经在上面了 That guy was already up there when I got here.
韦德 你可以变得更好 加入我们 运用你的能力来行善 Wade, you are better than this. Join us, use your powers for good.
当心 Heads up.
做一个超级英雄 Be a superhero.
-听着! 等哪天我决定变成一个打击罪恶的搅屎棍 -Listen! The day I decide to be a crime-fighting shit-swizzler...
和一帮哭哭啼啼的小玩意儿一起住在某个又老又秃的 who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners, at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy,
貌似天堂之门成员的混蛋的梦幻庄园里时 old, bald, Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker. （天堂之门：美国邪教组织 梦幻庄园：迈克尔·杰克逊名下的游乐园豪宅 这段话是在讽刺X教授和X战警学院）
到那天! 我会给你那闪亮欢乐的屁股送一份好友申请 On that day! I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.
但在那之前 我得干我来这里就是要干的那些事儿 But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do.
-要不然 把你打得婊子妈都认不出来! -韦德… -Either that, or slap the bitch out of you! -Wade...
-喂 -闭嘴 西尼德! -喂 屎侍! -Hey. -Zip it, Sinead! - Hey, Douchepool! （负声波的造型酷似爱尔兰歌手西尼德·奥康娜）
我希望你正看着… And I hope you're watching...
真不走运 Quite unfortunate.
都是你们害的! That does it!
为了祖国! Canada!
-这可不妙 猴子偷桃! -韦德 拜托 -That's not good. Cock shot! -Wade, please.
噢 你老婆真可怜! Oh, your poor wife!
你真该住手了 You really should stop.
所有的恐龙都怕霸王龙 All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex.
-这下绝逼让你吃到苦头了 大家伙! -真丢人啊 -I promise this gets worse for you, big boy! -This is embarassing.
拜托 乖乖躺好 Please. Stay down.
你听说过只要功夫深铁杵磨成针吗? Did you ever hear of the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?
你有"关闭"键吗? Do you have "off" switch?
有的 就在鸡巴旁边 或者那是"勃起"键? Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the "on" switch?
够了! Enough!
让我们和教授谈谈 Let us go talk to the Professor.
麦卡沃伊还是斯图尔特? 时间线太乱了… McAvoy or Stewart? These timelines are so confusing... （年轻版X教授由詹姆斯·麦卡沃伊扮演 年长版由帕特里克·斯图尔特扮演）
-"不管死活 你都跟我走!" -你会恢复的 韦德 你总是会的 -"Dead or alive, you're coming with me!" -You will recover, Wade. You always do. （死侍这句台词出自电影《机械战警》）
看过《127小时》吗? 剧透了哦! Did you ever see "127 Hours"? Spoiler alert!
我的天 真恶心 Oh my God. Nasty.
噢 颜射 宝贝儿 《上帝 你在吗? 是我 玛格丽特》 Oh, there's the money shot, baby. Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. （美国畅销书 书中女主角初次例假就血崩）
人生 跌落谷底 Rock, meet bottom.
当你的生活烂到令人窒息的时候 When life ends up breathtakingly fucked,
你通常都能回溯到一个巨大的糟糕决定 you can generally trace it back to one big, bad decision.
这个把你送上通往屎堡之路的决定 The one that sent you down the road to Shitsburg.
这个 唔 这个就是我的决定 This, well, this was mine.
威尔逊先生 没什么比让他人回心转意更能够温暖我心的了 Mr.Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's.
你终于豁出去了 You've finally hit "Fuck It".
-答应我请善待我 这样我以后也能善待别人 -当然 -Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else. -Of course.
别把我的战服做成绿色 也不要特效的 And please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated! （调侃绿灯侠）
这地方看着真干净啊 我的一个要求是手不要这么凉 This place seems sanitary. My first request is warmer hands.
还有我的天! 床不要这么凉 And Jesus! A warmer table.
你真该想一个叫停的安全口令 朋友 我想的是"猪肉和豆子" You should really come up with a safe word, fellas. I'm thinking "pork and beans".
轻点儿! Easy!
你作为一个女士是不是有点太壮了? Aren't you a little strong for a lady?
我是在召牛郎吗 I'm calling Wang.
火柴是怎么回事? 嘴闲不住? 还是史泰龙死忠粉? What's up with the matches? Oral fixation? Or just a big Stallone fan? （史泰龙经常在大银幕上咬着一根鸡尾酒棍）
耐心点 天使 一切都很好 Patience, Angel. All in good time.
你是来这里做开夜床服务还是什么? Are you here for the turn down service or what?
我们这又来了一个话痨 We have another talker.
我只是对来到超级英雄营地的第一天有点兴奋而已 I'm just excited about my first day at superhero camp.
他妈的闭嘴 Shut the fuck up.
威尔逊先生 我的名字是阿贾克斯 我负责这间工作室 Mr.Wilson, my name's Ajax. I manage this workshop.
以前我所有的欢迎词都是委婉的表达 比如 All of my welcome speeches used to be filled with euphemisms like,
"可能会有点痛"或者"可能会让你不大舒服" "This may hurt a little." or "This might cause you some discomfort."
但我今天就直接说了 这间工作室不是什么政府项目 But I'm going blunt. This workshop is not a government-led program.
这是一个私人机构在把你这样的废人变成… It's a private institution that turns reclamation projects like yourself into men of...
超凡能力者 ...extraordinary abilities.
可如果你认为超人的能力得来毫无痛苦… 那就错了 But if you think superhuman powers are acquired painlessly... Wrong.
我会给你注射一管血清来激活任何潜伏在DNA里的变异基因 I'm injecting you with a serum that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA.
为了让这个生效 我们必须迫使你进入极度焦虑状态 For it to work, we need to subject you to extreme stress.
我想 你应该听说"舍不得孩子套不着狼"这句话 You've heard the whole, "Make an omelet, break some eggs." bit, I hope.
我要伤害你了 韦德 我曾经也是这里的一个病人 你知道吧 I'm about to hurt you, Wade. I was a patient here once myself, you know.
这疗法对每个人的影响都不一样 它让天使变得非人地强壮 The treatment affects everyone differently. It made Angel inhumanly strong.
于我而言 它增强了我的反应能力 In my case, it enhanced my reflexes,
同时也灼伤了我的神经末梢 因此我无法感觉到疼痛了 also scorched my nerve endings so I no longer feel pain.
事实上我什么都感觉不到了 And in fact, I no longer feel anything.
谢…谢了! 你牙缝里塞了东西 Thank-thank you! You have something in your teeth.
就在门牙那附近 一块… 罗马尼亚生菜还是什么 Right in the middle there, just... nugget of romaine lettuce or something.
这让我心塞很久了 It's been bothering me for a long time.
你还是看了 话说 阿贾克斯是你的真名吗? Made you look. Hey, is Ajax your actual name?
因为听着像是编出来的 Because it sounds suspiciously made up.
你真名叫什么? 凯文? 布鲁斯? 斯考特? 米奇? 里克斯特? What is it really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? Rickster?
是巴泽尔·佛蒂吗? Is it Basil Faulty? （英国情景喜剧《佛蒂旅馆》主角的名字）
继续 在这里不可能幸存的东西之一就是你的幽默感 Joke away. One thing that never survives this place is your sense of humor.
-那我们走着瞧 -我们会的 -We'll see about that. -I suppose we will.
他交给你了 He's all yours.
别啊 你就让我和这个没脾气的罗茜·奥唐纳共处一室? C'mon. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell? （美国女主持人兼喜剧演员 常在节目中奚落他人）
原理是这样的 This is how it's going to work.
肾上腺素是血清的催化剂 Adrenaline acts as a catalyst for the serum
所以我们得让你吃点苦头 so we're gonna have to make you suffer.
幸运的话 你的突变基因将会以惊人的方式激活并表现出来 If you're lucky, your mutant genes will activate and manifest in a spectacular fashion.
不然 嗯 我们就得一直折磨你 If not, well, we'll have to keep on hurting you.
每次都变着法儿来 比上次更痛苦 In new and different ways, each more painful than the last.
直到你最终变异 Until you finally mutate...
或者死掉 ...or die.
-你是说像一张遗愿清单? -像一张"碉堡了"清单 我想用奥运火炬来点一根大麻 -You mean like a bucket list? -Like a fuck it list, I'd like to light a spliff off the Olympic torch.
那点完记得传给我 Pass it to me right after.
别忘了这个：和WNBA萨克拉门托君主队的队员们手拉手裸体跳伞 Let's not forget: naked tandem base-jumping with the WNBA's Sacramento Monarchs. （WNBA：美国国家女子篮球联盟）
我愿望清单里的事都有当众裸体的部分 Anything on my bucket list would involve public nudity.
最后 送梅勒迪斯·巴克斯特一个荷兰烤箱 Finally, giving Meredith Baxter-Birney a dutch oven. （dutch oven：两人在床上时 放屁后用被子捂住另一个人 逼他闻屁 梅勒迪斯·巴克斯特：美国女演员）
不 是梅勒迪斯·巴克斯特送我一个荷兰烤箱 No, receiving a dutch oven from Meredith Baxter-Birney.
做香蕉煎饼… 给我孩子吃 Making banana pancakes... for my kids.
瓦妮莎… Vanessa...
我想见见瓦妮莎 I wanna see Vanessa.
你们真可爱 我不知道别人怎么想… 反正我是很感动啦 You're lovely. I don't know about anyone else but... I'm touched.
-我们只是在开玩笑 -别 别紧张 我鼓励娱乐精神 -We're just joking. -No, no. It's okay. I encourage distractions.
我不希望你们对我们失去信心嘛 是吧? Wouldn't want you giving up on us now, would we?
嘿 别被他吓住 坎宁安 他能有多大能耐啊 Hey, don't take any shit from him, Cunningham. How tough can he be...
-叫弗朗西斯这种名字的家伙? -弗朗西斯? -... with a name like Francis? -Francis?
这是他的真名 阿贾克斯是他在洗洁精上抄来的 It's his legal name. He got Ajax from a dish soap.
弗-朗-西- 噢哦! F-R-A-N-C-I- oops!
从你实验室服上扯下来的干洗标签 Snagged the dry cleaning tag off your lab coat.
顺带说一下 也许我能帮你弄个超级英雄折扣哟 FYI, I can probably get you a superhero discount.
-你还真是叨逼叨个没完啊 -谢谢 你是第一个这样夸我的 -You are so relentlessly annoying. -Thanks. Never heard that before.
能不能帮个忙闭上你的狗嘴? 要我帮你缝上是吧 Why don't you do us all a favor and shut the fuck up? Or I'll sew your pretty mouth shut.
哦 如果我是你的话我就不会这么做 Oh, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
你瞧 这就是你没日没夜折磨的后果 See, here's the problem with round-the-clock torture
你没有更狠的招了 it's that you can't really step it up from there.
你真这么觉得? Is that what you think?
如果这都没办法激活你的变异基因 那么 嗯 真没有办法了 If this doesn't unlock your mutation, then, well, nothing will.
现在我们要做的是把你舱内的氧气浓度降低到 What we're gonna do is lower the oxygen concentration in the air
正好让你产生窒息感的临界点 to the exact point you feel like you're suffocating.
如果你的脑电波活动减缓 快要昏迷了 我们就给你通氧 If your brain wave's slowing and you're about to pass out, then we'll turn up the O2.
如果你的心率放缓 又能够自主呼吸了 我们再往下调 If your heart rate slows meaning you're able to catch your breath, we'll turn it back down.
然后我们就把你丢在这不管了 就在这个临界点上 And that's where we'll leave you. Right there.
-我之前还以为你们就是群屌人呢… -你知道最逗的是什么吗? -I thought you guys were dicks before... -You know the funniest part of this?
你还在以为我们会把你变成超级英雄 You still think we're making you a superhero.
就你? 一个被开除军籍的废物? 跟妓女不干不净? You? A dishonorable discharge? Hip deep in hookers?
你毛都不是 告诉你个小秘密 韦德... You're nothing. A little secret, Wade...
这间工作室不制造超级英雄 我们制造超级奴隶 This workshop doesn't make superheroes, we make superslaves.
我们会给你带上项圈然后把你卖给出价最高的人 We're gonna fit you with a control collar and auction you off to the highest bidder.
告诉你他们会让你做什么 恐吓民众 消灭民主斗士 And that's what they'll have you doing. Terrorizing citizens, putting down freedom fighters.
也可能就偶尔剪个草坪而已 Maybe just mow the occasional lawn.
你他妈的有病吗? What the fuck is wrong with you?
在这之后你永远也回不了家了 现在的你看上去真勇敢啊 You're never going home after this. Now there's a brave face.
等等 等等 等等… Wait, wait, wait...
不开玩笑 这会儿你牙缝里真的塞了东西 Seriously, you actually have something in your teeth now.
-周末愉快 -周末? 等会儿 要到周末? -Enjoy your weekend. -Weekend? Back up, weekend?
我有说过这是爱情故事吗? 不 这是个恐怖片 Did I say this was a love story? No. It's a horror movie.
我了个草! 看来某人选美比赛拿不了冠军喽 Fucking hell! Looks like someone lost a shot at homecoming king.
你对我做了什么? What have you done to me?
我只是让你达到了足够高的应激水平来触发变异 I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation.
-你这个该死的虐待狂! -我治好了你 韦德 -You sadistic fuck! -I've cured you, Wade.
现在你的变异细胞能治愈一切 Now your mutated cells can heal anything.
你的癌细胞一长出来就会被清除 It's attacking your cancer as fast as it can form.
嗯 我见过类似的副作用… 我能治好他们 Yeah, I've seen similar side effects before... I could cure them.
但那样还有什么意思呢? But where's the fun in that?
现在我要再把你关在里边了 韦德 Now I'm gonna shut you in again, Wade.
不是因为我需要这么做 Not because I need to.
是因为我想要这么做 Because I want to.
再会 开始吧 Farewell. Go ahead.
噢 你闻着跟屎一样 Oh, you smell like shit.
-狗逼玩意… -没事儿 没事儿… -Motherfucker... -It's alright, it's alright...
我想我们算是欠他这个 不是吗? I think we owe him that one, yeah?
你出去一会儿吧 去吧 去走走 You take off. Go on, off you go.
小问题： Quick question:
我叫什么名字? What's my name?
就知道你会不说 Didn't think so.
抱歉 弗朗西斯 我这会儿张不开嘴 Sorry, Francis. My lips are sealed.
氧气
你不会想要杀我的 我是唯一一个能治好你那丑逼脸的人 You don't wanna kill me. I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug!
我叫什么名字? What's my name?
韦德… Wade...
我不单单治好了癌症 I didn't just get the cure to el cancer.
我可以治好一切了 I got the cure to el everything.
但让我真正在意的只有一件事 But there was only one thing that really mattered.
不行 我不能让她的生活跟我的一样丑陋 No way. I'm not making her life as ugly as mine.
-别啊 韦德 不会那么糟的 -放屁! 我就是个怪物 -Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad. -Bullshit! I'm a monster inside and out.
-我就该去他妈的马戏团 -韦德 瓦妮莎爱你 -I belong in a fucking circus. -Wade, Vanessa loves you.
-她不会在乎你——噢! -你乐意看吗? -She doesn't care what you--Oh! -Do you like what you see?
不 你着就像在一个牛油果在操一个更老更恶心的牛油果 No. You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.
还一点都不温柔 好像恨不得操死一样 Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking.
应该是关系出现了裂痕 There was something wrong with the relationship
它们不想大打出手就只能用这个来发泄了 and that was their only catharsis that they could find without violence.
而唯一一个能治好这张丑逼脸的 就是经营变异人工厂的那个英国狗逼 And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory.
然后他噗地一下——不见了! And he's gone--Poof!
你得做点什么来补救一下吧 就现在来讲 你只有一条路走了： You gotta do something to remedy this. 'Cause as of now, you only have one course of action:
-他妈没错 找到弗朗西斯 -去演恐怖片 -Damn straight. Find Francis. -Star in horror fims.
-啥? -自己主演一部恐怖片啊 -What? -Star in your own horror films.
因为你看起来就像弗莱迪·克鲁格和犹他州地图颜交过一样 'Cause you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah. （美国恐怖电影《猛鬼街》中的恶魔）
讲真的我准备这么做： Here's what I'm actually gonna do:
我要挨个找弗朗西斯的马仔直到有人卖了他 I'm gonna work thru his crew until somebody gives up Francis.
逼他把这个治好 然后对着他脑袋开一枪 再操那个洞 Force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull, and fuck the brainhole.
我可不想看到或者再去脑补那个画面了 但是 I don't wanna see that, or think of it again. But...
-那个混蛋以为你死了 是吗? -没错 -...the douchebag does think you're dead, right? -Yeah.
-那很好 你应该继续装死 -比如 戴着面具? -That's good. You should keep it that way. -What like, wear a mask?
没错 一个非常厚的面具 一直戴着 抱歉 你太吓人了 Yes, a very thick mask. All the time. I'm sorry, you're haunting.
-你的脸会让人做噩梦的 -就像是张了牙的蛋蛋 -Your face is the stuff of nightmares. -Like a testicle with teeth.
你会孤独地死去 我是说如果你能死的话 最好 你好我好大家好 You will die alone. I mean if you could die. Ideally. For others' sake.
-那没问题 -你现在需要一套衣服和一个绰号 像是俏皮者韦德 -That'll do. -What you need now is a suit and a nickname, like Wade the Wisecracker...
-或者小胆侠 不死先生 哦 该死 -怎么了? -..or Scaredevil, Mr.Neverdie. Oh, shit. -What? （漫威讽刺漫画刊 Not Brand Echh 里 超胆侠 Daredevil 变成了小胆侠 Scaredevil）
-我把所有的钱都押在你身上 刚刚才想起我永远都赢不了… -死侍… -I put all my money on you, and now I just realized I'm never gonna win the... -Deadpool... （Dead pool：这是一种赌名单上的人谁先死的赌博）
死侍队长 Captain Deadpool.
不了 就叫死侍就好了 嗯 No. Just-just Deadpool. Yeah.
敬你 死先生 死侍 这名字听上去真他妈卖座 To you, Mr.Pool. Deadpool. That sounds like a fuckin' franchise.
♪ Deadpool ♪
这个逼要好受了! This shit's gonna have nuts in it!
♪ They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where's Francis? ♪ They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast ♪
♪ Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass ♪
♪ Got blades for days, got guns galore ♪
♪ Got combo moves, evades and more ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis?
♪ Run away, you know that I'll chase ♪
♪ Every bad guy, put them right in their place ♪
♪ Revenge, im gonna give you a taste ♪
♪ I'm sexy as hell, but I cover my face ♪
苏打水和柠檬汁能去血渍 Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
要不穿红衣服 蠢货! Or wear red. Dumbass!
♪ Captain Deadpool ( Nah, just Deadpool ) ♪
♪ Merc with a mouth, I can't die ♪
♪ One foot in the grave but I'm still alive ♪
♪ Try to kill me, I'll just revive ♪
♪ Then I'll put another bullet right between your eyes ♪
我不想问第二次 Don't make me ask twice.
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis?
他非得让我问第二次 是不是面具挡住我声音了? He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
♪ I'm bout to take you all to school with guns and knives ♪
♪ Deadpool ♪
♪ Telling jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Taco's ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis? ♪ Telling jokes and breaking the rules, I came for the Taco's ♪
♪ Playing with the ladies and the Family Jewels, but bust a nut ♪
弗朗西斯他妈的在哪? Where the fuck is Francis? ♪ Playing with the ladies and the Family Jewels, but bust a nut ♪
♪ Bout to throw down, with all these fools, so come and get some ♪
你就要被磨冰机给碾死咯! You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis?
-求你了 别… -哦 天啊 我真抱歉 -No, please... -Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
你个小蜘蛛猴! Little spider-monkey!
♪ The crazy ass guards are looking to duel, so click click boom ♪
♪ Deadpool ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis? ♪ Deadpool ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis? ♪ Taco's and Beers, always keeping it loose ♪
弗朗西斯在哪? Where is Francis? ♪ Hang on for a minute while I'm dropping a deuce ♪
好乱啊! 我打你算是性别歧视吗? 我不打你更加算是性别歧视吗? This is confusing! Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist to not hit you?
我说 根本分不清啊! I mean, the line gets real blurry!
弗朗西斯在哪? Donde esta Francesca?
♪ Sexy motherfucker ♪
告诉我你那该死的老板在哪! Tell me where your fucking boss is!
不然你就挂了! 还有5分钟! Or you're gonna die! In 5 minutes!
♪ Sexy motherfucker ♪
幸会啊 杰拉德 我大热狗早已饥渴难耐了 Nice to see you, Jared. I'll take the footlong. Fully loaded.
-之前杀了41个 现在是89个 就要上90咯 -威尔逊先生? -41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89, about to be 90. -Mr.Wilson?
-你看起来可真是生龙活虎啊 -哈! 看起来而已 -You're looking very alive. -Hah! Only on the outside.
-我不会有好下场了 是吗? -你不会有好下场了 没错 -This is not going to end well for me, is it? -This is not gonna end well for you, no.
-你的老板在哪? -我能告诉你他到底在… -Where's your boss? -I can tell you exactly where...
喔 你会告诉我的 但首先 你们的大概会想要把眼睛撇一边去 Oh, you'll tell me. But first, you might wanna look away for this.
现在这头小猪猪要… Now this little piggy went to... （英文儿歌《五只小猪》的开头）
谢谢你 史密斯特工 Thank you, Agent Smith.
的士! Taxi!
上来吧! 今天特别适合搭一程 Hop in! Great day for a ride.
然后我们都知道结果是什么了 And we all know how this turned out.
啊哦! 不该让你们看到这个的 Whoops! You weren't meant to see that.
这儿 接上了 There. All caught up.
抱歉！把血滴在你们的垃圾上了 Sorry! About bleeding at all your garbage.
苏打水和柠檬能去血渍 Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
有些愤怒是没法控制的 Some kinds of anger can't be managed.
比如你计划了一年 结果最后截肢截错了人的那种! Like the kind where your year-long plan ends with the wrong guy getting dismembered!
虽然这么说 当你需要疗伤的时候 没有比家更好的地方了 That said, when it comes time to licking wounds, there's no place like home.
而我跟一个你们之前见过的人住在一块儿 And I share that home with someone you've met.
洗衣房里那位盲人老太太 艾尔 The old blind lady from the lunary, Al.
天啊 我想来点可卡因! God, I miss cocaine!
就是她! Her!
在打破第四道墙的场景里打破第四道墙 Forth-wall break inside a forth-wall break. （打破第四道墙：戏剧术语 指角色与观众互动）
那就是… 16道墙 That's likes... 16 walls.
她就像是罗宾之于我这个蝙蝠侠 只是她又老 She is like Robin to my Batman, expect she is old...
又黑 ...and black...
又瞎 ...and blind.
而且我觉得她已经爱上我了 And I think she is in love with me.
等等 我很确定罗宾也爱蝙蝠侠 Wait, pretty sure Robin loves Batman too.
早上好 懒虫 Morning, sleepyhead.
-闻着像是老女人的裤子 -没错 我很老 我穿了裤子 -It smells like old lady pants in here. -Yes I'm old, I wear pants.
但你不是女人 哦 好舒服 But you're no lady. Oh, so comfy.
当瞎子的好处就是 我没看到过你穿鳄鱼牌的鞋（洞洞鞋） Upside of being blind, I've never seen you in Crocs.
你是说我那双又大 又软 拿来打飞机的鞋么? You mean my big, rubber, masturbating shoes?
是啊我知道 当瞎子的坏处就是 我能听到这间小房子里的任何声音 Yes I know. Downside of being blind, I hear everything in this duplex.
-被爆菊了 -云南白药? -Sit on a stick. -Bactine?
云南白药应该管用 Bactine should do it.
那个库伦系列柜子是怎么来的? How's that KULLEN coming along?
宜家好像不提供安装服务吧 IKEA doesn't assemble itself, you know.
还用你说 我对库伦系列不感冒 它是郝德系列的改良版 You're telling me. I don't mind the KULLEN. It's an improvement on the HURDAL.
拜托 什么都比郝德系列强好吗 Please. Anything's an improvement over the HURDAL.
我宁愿买个恩姆尼斯系列 或者崔西尔系列的 也不买郝德 I'd have taken an HEMNES or a TRYSIL over the HURDAL.
噢 不 当初直到看到库伦系列我才动了心 Oh, no. I didn't get excited 'till I saw the KULLEN.
-螺丝钉 谢谢 -在这? 现在? 开玩笑吧 都好几十年（看不见）了 -Screw, please. -Here? Now? Just kidding. I know it's been decades. （screw还有做爱的意思 下一句的"好几十年"也是双关）
-你会惊讶的 -真恶心 -You'd be surprised. -Pretty grossed out.
哦…了 Ta... da.
就不该上58同城买买买 I wish I never heard of Craigslist.
我该去登个广告："诚征室友 要是瞎子 逼事儿不多 手活要好" And I quote, "Looking for roommate, blind and likes imperfections. Must be good with hands."
要不干脆我装家具你付房租? Or would you rather I build the IKEA and you pay rent?
-你今天怎么这么操蛋? -我们回顾一下： -Why such a douche this morning? -Let's recap:
把我变成这个怪胎的那鸡巴玩意今天从我手里溜走了 The cock thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today.
手里 Arm.
只有抓住他我才能帅回来 Catching him was my only chance to be hot again...
挽回我超级性感的前任 而且防止这样的破事发生在别人身上 ...get my super-sexy ex back and prevent this shit from happening to someone else.
所以没错 今天就像包了砂纸的假鸡巴一样有意思 So yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
#飘过# Hashtag drive-by.
我知道我们这位红衣大侠是谁了 Found out who our friend in the red suit is.
他妈的韦德·威尔逊 如果我长成那样我也会戴个面具 Fucking Wade Wilson. Suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that.
真希望我也能那样自愈 I only wish I'd heal the same.
不过 我们会让他脱离苦海的 用我们的方法 Still, we'll put him out of our misery. On our terms.
-好吧 那他自愈的时候呢? -不会的 要是什么都没剩下了他还怎么自愈 -Right. And when he heals? -He can't. Not if there's nothing left of him to heal.
你知道吗 真有意思 我都有点想这个傻逼了 You know, it's funny. I almost missed the fucker.
我喜欢挑战 但是他会搅了生意 咱们快去找他吧 I like a challenge. But he's bad for business. Now let's go find him.
-来点扑热息痛? -塞到你放云南白药的地方去吧 -Tylenol PM? -Stick that where you stuck the Bactine.
我吃了点长智齿时存下的止痛药 现在正晕晕乎乎围着他妈的土星转呢 I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet, and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
不过谢谢你的好意 But I appreciate the gesture.
是我疯了吗? 还是你的手真的这么小? Am I crazy? Or is your hand really small?
跟肯德基的勺子一个尺寸 About the size of a KFC spork.
我知道你为什那么生气 I get why you're so pissy
但如果不找到这个姑娘向她一诉衷肠的话 你的心情永远都不会好起来 but your mood's never gonna brighten 'till you find this woman and tell her how you feel.
我一直都是怎么跟你说的 马古太太? 她不可能接受我的 What do I keep telling you, Mrs.McGoo? She wouldn't have me. （源自电影《脱线先生》的主角马古先生 高度近视）
如果你能看见我的样子 你就明白了 If you could see me, you'd understand.
-外表不代表一切 -外表就是一切! -Looks aren't everything. -Looks are everything!
你听过贝克汉姆说话吗? Ever heard David Beckham speak?
他说话就像跟一罐氦气口交过一样 It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
你以为瑞恩·雷诺兹取得如今的地位是靠精湛的演技吗? You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on a superior acting method?
-爱情是盲目 韦德 -不… -Love is blind, Wade. -No...
你是"盲目"的 You're blind.
所以说你就打算躺在这继续唧唧歪歪咯? So you're just gonna lie there and whimper?
不 我准备等我这只小手度过青春期 No, I'm gonna wait 'till this arm plows through puberty...
然后再制定一个全新的圣诞节计划 ...and then I'll come up with a whole, new Christmas day plan.
与此同时 你也许会想要离开这个房间 In the meantime, you might wanna leave the room.
我敢说用这只手一定会觉得那话儿很大 I bet it feels huge in this hand.
去 去 去 去 去… Go, go, go, go, go...
于是医生说："坏消息是你活不久了" So the doctor says, "The bad news is you don't have that long to live."
所以病人问："我还能活多久?" So the patient says, "How long do I have?"
医生说："五" 那人问："五什么?" The doctor says, "Five." The guys says, "Five what?"
医生接着说："四 三 二…" The doctor says, "Four, three, two..."
有什么能帮忙的 女士们? Can I help you ladies?
哦 希望如此 Oh, I do hope so.
听说你能告诉我我的一个…一个朋友在哪 Now, I heard you might be able to point me in the direction of a... a friend of mine.
叫韦德·威尔逊的 Name of Wade Wilson.
抱歉 没听过这个人 Sorry, I don't know the name.
嘿 你不能进吧台里面的 Hey, you're not supposed to be behind the bar.
-我见过这个女的 -想必这就是瓦妮莎了 -I've seen this girl. -This must be Vanessa.
我听说过很多你的事啊 I've heard so much about you.
亲爱的 你最好看看周围 这里可不太适合做这种事 Sweetheart, you might wanna look around. This isn't really the place to do something like that.
放松 天使 把那小子放下来吧 Easy, Angel. Put the little man down.
-我们已经找到需要的一切了 -你确定? -We have everything we need now. -You sure?
你不想来几件颜色不那么单调的衣服? You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic?
好好享受你的《刀锋战士II》午夜场 Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade II. （讽刺酷似刀锋战士的着装风格）
谢谢你们帮我出头 伙计们 Thanks for having my back, guys.
韦德 我们他妈的有麻烦了 Wade, we have a fucking problem.
"我们"的意思是指你 And by "we" I mean you.
我不敢相信就这样要去见她了 I can't believe I'm doing this.
有没有什么词是指一半害怕 一半生气? Is there a word for half afraid, half angry?
唔 "害气"吧 大概 你准备好见面要跟她说什么了吗? Yeah, "Afrangry", I guess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her?
-操! -这么说不太好吧 -Fuck me! -Maybe not start with that.
嘿 现在即将上台的是 掌声献给童贞姑娘! Hey, coming on to our stage right now, give it up for Chastity!
我倒是喜欢叫她"冯刺"姑娘 Or as I like to call her, Irony.
最好赶在那帮傻逼之前快点找到她 Better find her fast before numbnuts does.
-你怎么知道她在这儿? -因为我一直在跟着这小狐狸 -How do you know she's in here? -Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
每一次见她 都像是初见 Every time I see her, it's like the first time.
特别是从这个角度 Especially from this angle.
虽然钱不能买到爱情 但是可以租个三分钟 You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
你这个弱鸡! You weak motherfucker!
拜托 振作起来 这不是为了你自己 是为了瓦妮莎 C'mon. Get it together, this isn't about you, this is about Vanessa.
上吧 Here we go.
全力以赴 Maximum effort.
瓦妮莎! Vanessa!
有人在后门外找你 关于…一个旧男友的事? Someone out back asking for you. Something about... an old boyfriend?
我就知道是你 因为我凹你凸 I knew it was you. 'Cause we're weird curvy edges.
咱们能拼成一块儿 Like a jigsaw puzzle.
韦德·威尔逊听到你这话一定会很感激 You have Wade Wilson to thank for this.
-嘿 她去哪了? -我看见她往后面走了 去找她吧 猛男 -Hey, where did she go? -I saw her head to the back. Go get her, tiger. （"Go get her, tiger."是蜘蛛侠女友 在每次蜘蛛侠出任务时说的一句话）
狗日的! Motherfucker!
-韦德 韦德 韦德 韦德… -操你妈的… -Wade, Wade, Wade, Wade... -Cock juggling...
-杰明尼蟋蟀臭逼脸! 操! 操! -我们可以讨论一下接下来… 算了你打吧… -...Jiminy fuck face! Fuck! Fuck! -We can talk about what we're gonna... or you can hit that... （杰明尼蟋蟀：迪斯尼动画中的角色）
-噢! 噢! -放松 放松 好了 好了… -Whoa! Whoa! -Relax, relax. Okay, okay...
我要把他狗娘养的——找出来 找到它 不然我发起火来连自己都怕 I'm gonna rip his motherfucking--find that, find it, or I'm gonna get angry.
在这 是瓦妮莎 不 等等 是弗朗西斯 Here, this is Vanessa. No, wait, it's Francis.
想见她吗 中午12点垃圾场见 爱你的阿贾克斯 -他想让你去见他 -那是什么? -He wants you to come to him. -What is that?
那是屎的表情 你知道的 一坨画着笑脸的便便 That's the shit emoji. You know, it's the turd with the smiling face and the eyes.
我好长时间都以为是巧克力酸奶来着 I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long.
-我需要枪 -好 哪一把? -I need guns. -Okay, which ones?
-我要所有的枪! -好吧 行 -I need all the guns! -All right, okay.
《人物》 世界上最性感的男人! 休·杰克曼 （2008年获得该称号）
-这儿有差不多三千发弹药 -我们都知道12发够干什么的了 -That's about 3000 rounds. -And we all know what I can do with 12.
嘿 嘿 悠着点 罗尼·米萨普 我们冲着枪口呢 Hey, hey, careful with that, Ronnie Milsap. We're downrange. （美国乡村音乐的传奇 自幼双目失明）
我本来打算晚上装那个伯尔杰椅子的 但是你这里更有趣 I was gonna spend the night assembling the BÖRJE, but this is holding my interest.
-我告诉过你的 我们要奥菲椅子 -I told you, we're going with the ÖRFJÄLL...
不要伯尔杰 给我记住不然就滚蛋! -该死 -...not the BÖRJE, get it thru your head or get outta fuck town! -Shit.
-屋里所有家伙都在这了 -不不不 帮个忙 来吧 掏出来吧 -That's all the pieces in the house. -Nonono, come on. Let's go. Cough it up.
拉起来 拉起来 Up, up, up, up.
-噢 拉下去 拉下去 -去你的 -Oh, down, down, down, down. -Fuck you.
点四五 我喜欢 45 cal. I like it.
韦德… Wade...
我可以和你一起去 但是… 我并不想去 I'd go with you, but... I don't wanna.
哦 听着 艾尔… Oh, listen, Al...
如果我再也看不到你了 我想让你知道我很爱你 If I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much.
还有 公寓里某个地方埋了116公斤可卡因 And also, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment...
就在复明药水旁边 ...right next to the cure for blindness.
祝你好运 Good luck.
你想嗨一下吗? You wanna get fucked up?
把她放那而坐着吧 Put her down over here.
继续 Go on, then.
-谢了 没小JJ的 我说的是你 -你也是个话痨 和韦德一样 -Thanks, dickless. And I mean you. -You're a talker, too. You and Wade.
我说了多少次你们这帮混蛋找错人了 我前男友已经死了 I've been trying to tell you assholes you got the wrong girl. My old boyfriend, he's dead.
看 我也以为是这样 但他总是会回来 就像个蟑螂 只是还要丑一点 See, I thought that, too. But he keeps on coming back. Like a cockroach, but uglier.
现在 我没有感觉 但是他有 Now, I may not feel, but he does.
我们来瞧瞧 当你命悬一线的时候他还怎么打 Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
-雷普利! 《异形3》里的! -操 你真老土 -Ripley! From Alien 3! -Fuck, you're old. （与负声波造型相似）
笑是装出来的! 宝宝心里苦啊! 把银球弄来吧 Fake laugh! Hiding real pain! Go get Silver Balls. （一种性玩具 调侃钢力士）
你们俩要去吃一顿? 早餐特惠? You guys going for a bite? Early bird special?
噢 说得好像在日落前吃饭或者勤俭持家有什么问题一样 不是 Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money. No.
你知道吗? 你们放走的那个坏蛋 他抓了我马子 You know that bad guy that you let go? He's got my girl.
-你们得帮我把她救回来 -韦德? 是你吗? -You're gonna help me get her back. -Wade? Is that you?
对 是我 死侍! 我有个你无法拒绝的条件! Yeah, it's me, Deadpool! And I got an offer that you can't refuse! (《教父1》经典台词）
我就在这外边等 好吗? 这房子真大! I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house!
搞笑的是我只看见过你们俩 就好像制片方没钱再请一个X战警一样 It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It s almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
这就是为什么 在我看来 电影《魔茧》 纯粹就是部色情片 And that, is why in my opinion, the movie Cocoon, is pure pornography.
-这个闪闪发亮的人是谁啊? -闪闪发亮 但是致命 -Who brought this twinkly man? -Twinkly, but deadly.
后面这位是我的铁JJ朋友 他是来"挺"我的 My chrome-penised friend back there, has agreed to do me this solid.
作为交换 我说我会考虑加入他的男子乐团 In exchange, I said that I would consider joining his boy band.
-不是什么男子乐团 -当然 你开心就好 -It's not boy band. -Sure, it's not.
那么 有机会抱得吉塔归吗? -So, any luck winning Gita back?
我已经尽力抱紧了 死侍先生 但班度比我狡猾也比我帅 I tried to hold on tight, Mr.Pool. But Bandu is more craftier and handsomer than me.
唔 我觉得你他喵的很可爱啊 Well, I think you're pretty darn cute.
-杜宾德? -嗯? -Dopinder? -Hmm?
-什么情况? -那是… 班度 在后备箱里 -What was that? -That was... Bandu, in the trunk.
-班…谁? -我的情敌 班度 -Ban... who? -My romantic rival, Bandu.
他被绑在后备箱里 我在照您说的做 死侍先生 He's tied up in the trunk. I'm doing as you said, DP,
我准备像碳烤鱼一样剖开他然后把尸体扔在吉塔家门口 I plan to gut him like a tandoori fish then dump his carcass on Gita's doorstep.
我没叫他那么干! 绝对没有! 我们交流出了点问题! I did not tell him to do that! Absolutely not! We got lost in translation!
杜宾德 这样可没法赢回吉塔的芳心!（我真为你骄傲） Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (I'm so proud of you.)
像个绅士一样把班度安全地放下（杀了他） Drop Bandu off safe and gentle-like. (Kill him.)
然后 用最古老的方式挽回吉塔 用你的赤子之心!（绑架她） And then, win Gita back the old-fashioned way, with your boyish charm! (Kidnap her.)
他死定了 He's super dead.
-是不是要欢快地击个掌? -为了你? 两只手! -I presume a crisp high-five? -For you? Ten!
好了 伙计们 我们下车搞点事情吧!（你知道该怎么做） Okay, guys, let's get out there and make a difference! (You know what to do.)
干掉他们 帅小伙! Knock 'em dead, pool boy!
是时候做个他妈的酥炸墨西哥卷了 Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas.
你一般碰不到一个把你毁容 把你逼疯 Not often a dude ruins your face, skullstomps your sanity...
把你孩子的妈抢走 并且见证了你五个最糗黑历史中的四个的哥们 ...grabs your baby mama, and personally sees thru 4 of your 5 shittiest moments.
这么说吧 有点开始像圣诞节了 Let's just say, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
♪ X gon' give it to ya ♪
♪ Fuck wait for you to get it on your own ♪
♪ X gon' deliver to ya ♪
♪ Knock knock, open up the door, it's real ♪
♪ Wit the non-stop, pop, pop and stainless steel ♪
♪ Go hard getting busy wit it ♪
♪ But I got such a good heart ♪
嘿 Hey. ♪ But I got such a good heart ♪
你那个行李包呢? Where's your duffel bag?
班度! Bandu!
日了狗! 我们就用最古老的方式 两把剑 Goddammit! We'll do this the old-fashioned way. With two swords...
以及全力以赴 ...and maximum effort.
音乐继续 Cue the music.
♪ I'm a wolf in sheep clothing ♪
♪ Only nigga that you know who can chill ♪
♪ Come back and get the streets open ♪
♪ I've been doing this for nineteen years ♪
♪ Niggas wanna fight me? Fight these tears ♪
韦德·威尔逊! Wade Wilson!
-我叫什么名字? -唔 我他妈会帮你拼出来的 -What's my name? -Ooh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
-给他们好看吧 -超级英雄式落地 她要来一个超级英雄式落地 快看! -Go get some. -Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing, wait for it!
超级英雄登陆! 你知道的 这特别伤膝盖 根本没卵用 不过他们城会玩 Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees. Totally impractical, they all do it.
你是个可爱的女人 但我自己是给弗朗西斯准备的 所以我把他带来了 You're a lovely lady but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him.
我不愿意打女人 所以请你—— I'd prefer not to hit a woman, so please--
我是说 所以我把她带来了? I mean, that's why I brought her?
噢不是吧 快把推特写完 不是… 那个… 对面等我们一下 好 走你 记得分享话题 Oh no. Finish your tweet. It's not... That's... Just give us a second. Yeah. Here you go. Hashtag it.
去找她吧 猛女 Go get her, tiger.
噢 我真替毕业舞会想要强上她的那个小哥难过 Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.
好吧 开火! Alright then. Fire!
他妈的快把她给干死! Finish fucking her the fuck off!
-注意措辞 -吃屎吧你! -Language, please. -Suck a cock!
非礼勿视 孩子 非礼勿视! Look away, child. Look away!
-等等! 等等! -停火! 停火! -Wait! Wait! -Cease fire! Cease fire!
朋友们 嘿 你们只是在给那个糊了屎的蠢货打工而已 Fellas, hey, you only work for that shit-spackled Muppet fart.
所以 我给你们一个机会放下你们的武器 So, I'mma give you a chance for y'all to lay down your firearms...
作为交换我会优先给你们温柔的 可能还是… ...in exchange for preferential, bordering on gentle, possibly...
爱人一般的待遇 ...even lover-like treatment.
好吧! 突击! Fine! Commando! （英国皇家陆战队突击队队员的工作服底下通常不穿内裤）
吃个茶包! Teabag! （把睾丸放进另一个人嘴里）
-鲍勃? -韦德? -Bob? -Wade?
-天呐 上次见到你还是在…星期五餐厅! -杰克逊维尔 星期五餐厅 -Oh my God, I haven't seen you since... TGIFridays! -Jacksonville. Fridays.
搞什么! 老天! 过来吧 你 What the hell! God! Come here, you.
孩子们怎么样? 还好吗? 盖尔呢 她还做金枪鱼砂锅吗? How are the kids? Good? And Gail, she still fixing that tuna casserole?
太好吃了 噢 但是对腰围可不好 如果你懂我的意思的话 So good. Oh, but bad for the waistline, if you know what I'm talking about.
-你…左边的…你很漂亮… -真贴心! 谢谢! -Your... On the left... You are beautiful... -That is so sweet! Thanks!
"弗朗西斯"
他也会给你写小纸条吗? 真浪漫啊 Does he write you notes, too? He's such a romantic. "弗朗西斯"
别担心宝贝 我来了 Don't worry, baby. I'm coming.
开火! Fire!
嘿! 爬上去 Hey! Climb on.
这狗逼玩意应该穿棕色裤子的 Motherfucker shoulda worn his brown pants.
-你说得对 美女 我是该穿红色 -韦德? -You were right, beautiful. Red really is my color. -Wade?
别担心 宝贝 我马上把你从那破箱子里救出来 Don't worry, baby. I'mma get you outta that shitbox.
-不如你爬回来 这是专为你设置的 -噢 你一直都没抛弃我 -What better way to crawl back inside that head of yours. -Oh, you never left.
-但你抛弃我了 混蛋! -深呼吸 亲爱的 -But you did, asshole! -Deep breath, darling.
不 等等 不该用这个词 No wait. Wrong choice of words.
希望你的每条神经末梢都感觉不到疼痛 因为我会一条一条地检查! Well I hope they've blocked pain to your every last nerve. 'Cause I'mma go looking!
我听说你现在能重新长出身体零部件了 韦德 I hear you grow back body parts now, Wade.
等我完事以后 身体零部件得重新长出一个你了 When I'm finished, parts will have to grow back you.
可以… 嗯 这波吹得可以 Good one... Yup. That was a good one.
来跳个舞吧 我说的"跳舞"是指是来互相伤害吧 Let's dance. And by "dance", I mean let's try to kill each other.
-好啊 用拳头 -听着像你上周六晚上说的话呀 -Fine. Fists. -Sounds like your last Saturday night. （指拳交）
♪ You know our love was meant to be ♪
♪ The kind of love to last forever ♪
♪ And I want you here with me ♪
♪ From tonight until the end of time ♪
♪ You should know♪
混蛋! Asshole! ♪ You should know♪
混蛋! Asshole! ♪ Everywhere I go ♪
♪ Always on my mind, in my heart, in my soul ♪
♪ Baby, you're the meaning in my life ♪
♪ You're the inspiration ♪
♪ Wanna have you near me ♪
♪ I wanna have you hear me saying ♪
♪ No one needs you more than I need you ♪
♪ Needs you more than I... ♪
-坚持住 宝贝 抓住你了 -韦德! -Hang in there, baby. I got you. -Wade!
我有个计划 你不会喜欢的 I got a plan. You're not gonna like it.
靠 靠 靠! Shit, shit, shit!
别担心! 情况完全在我控制之中 Don't worry! I'm totally on top of this.
该死! 全力以赴! Dammit! Maximum effort!
谢谢 Thanks.
慢点别急 Just take it slow.
噢 天啊! 真是神—— Oh, my God! That was so awe--
不知道说什么了 There are no words.
-我们两个 该去整好这张烂脸了! -什么? -Me and you, are headed to fix this butter face! -What?
你真是妈的智障 You sure are a fucking idiot.
你真的以为那还有救吗? Did you really think there was a cure, for that?
-什么? -你听见我说的了 -What? -You heard me.
不 不! No, no!
所以 你是说… 搞了半天 你治不好我了? So, you mean to say... after all this, you can't fix me?
这话从你嘴里说出来更傻逼了 It sounds even stupider when you say it.
就像承认自己办不到唯一一件让我留着他小命的事那种? Like the kind of stupid who admits he can't do the one thing I'm keeping him alive for?
有遗言吗? Any last words?
-我叫什么名字? -谁他妈在乎. -What's my name? -Who fucking cares.
韦德! Wade!
-四到五个时刻 -不好意思? -Four or five moments. -I'm sorry?
-只需要四到五个时刻 -来…? -Four or five moments, that's all it takes. -To...?
成为一个英雄 Be a hero.
人们都以为这是个全职工作 醒来的时候英雄 Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero.
刷牙的时候是英雄 去上班的时候是英雄 并非如此 Brush your teeth a hero. Go to work a hero. Not true.
在一生中 只有四到五个时刻是真正重要的 Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter.
当你面临抉择的时刻 Moments when you're offered a choice.
牺牲小我 克服缺点 拯救朋友 To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend...
宽恕敌人 ...spare an enemy.
在这些时刻 万物都为之褪色 In these moments, everything else falls away.
世界如何看待我们 我们如何—— The way the world sees us. The way we--
为什么? Why?
你说话没完没了啊! You were droning on!
当然 我也许只能一直长得像个意大利烤肠面包了 Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread
但至少脸丑不会因为照你说的那样就治好了吧 but at least fuckface won't heal from that.
如果穿上超级英雄紧身装意味着要饶了那些疯子 If wearing superhero tights means sparing psychopaths...
那或许我压根就配不上这玩意 ...then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em.
不是每个人都是你这样的纪律委员 Not everyone monitors a hall like you.
-只管保证… -好 好 -Just promise... -Yeah, yeah.
我会注意另外四个重要时刻的 靠! I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. Shit!
现在 给我一点私人时间 Now, if you'll excuse me...
我只是一个男孩 ...I'm just a boy...
就要站在一个女孩面前告诉她… about to stand in front of a girl and tell her...
-我他妈该告诉她些什么啊? -唔 你最好想清楚了 -What the fuck am I gonna tell her? -Well, you better figure it out.
我甚至都没法告诉你… 我活该 这下也是 别别别 下面还是算了吧 I can't even tell you... I deserve that. That too. Nonono, maybe not the nethers.
说啊! Start talking!
对不起 真的对不起 对所有的一切 对不起我离开了你 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. For everything. I'm sorry for leaving.
-对不起我没有早点鼓起勇气 这几年的日子很艰难 -艰难? -I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been a rough couple of years. -Rough?
我住在一个毒品交易所 和一个12人的家庭住一起 I live in a crack house. With a family of 12.
每晚我们都要抱团取暖 每个人都要抢诺艾尔 她是最胖的那个 Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest.
没有什么不是共用的 地板空间 牙线 甚至是避孕套 There is nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.
所以你还有房子可住? So you live in a house?
我该早点来找你的 I should've come and found you sooner.
但是这个面具下的一切 都不是你记忆中的那样了 But everything under this mask, he ain't the same one you remember.
这个面具是你做的? You made this mask?
还有一个 以防另一个掉了 And this one. In case the other fell off.
嗯 就…就像撕创可贴那样 轻… 别突然用力啊 等等等等 Yeah, just... just like a band-aid. Just give it a... Audi 5000. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
你确定吗? Are you sure?
我确定 I'm sure.
-哇哦 -嗯 -Wow. -Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
经过一段适应期 加上一扎酒下肚 After a brief adjustment period, and a bunch of drinks...
这张脸 ...it's a face...
我会很乐意坐上去的 ...I'd be happy to sit on.
这套衣服下面的我也不一样了 But I'm not the same underneath this suit either.
超级大JJ Super-penis.
咳咳 韦德 注意措辞 还有未成年人在场 Come on, Wade, language. Young one is present.
你们还在干什么? 离开这儿 去给自己找点事干 What are you still doing? Get outta here, go make yourself useful.
你 去当真正的大哥大去 叫野兽别再在我草坪上拉屎了 You, go be a really big brother to someone. Tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn. （X战警成员之一）
还有你 鸡肉面 《你无可替代》 希妮德·奥康娜 1990年发行 抱歉 And you, chicken noodle. Nothing Compares 2 U. Sinead O'Connor, 1990. Sorry. （调侃负声波的制服颜色）
-没事 你挺酷的 -什么鬼? -That's all right. You're cool. -What in the ass?
-那可不是在挖苦! 我为你骄傲! -我们会让你成为X战警的 韦德 -That was not mean! I'm proud of you! -We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade.
知道么 有那么一秒钟 You know, for a second there...
我觉得我们就像三个迷你战神金刚要合体成超大金刚了 ...it felt like we were three mini lion robots coming together to form one super robot.
-这里有个傻逼 -是啊 -There's a stupid. -Yeah.
现在 就是我一直期待的时刻了 And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
来吧 Come here.
威猛! 我承诺过的 WHAM! As promised.
看到没? 你不需要当一个超级英雄才能交到女朋友 See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl.
遇到对的女孩会唤起你心中的英雄 The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
现在 拍完这段史诗般的广角 拉远镜头 没错就这样… Now, let's finish this epic wide shot, pull out, here we go...
看来不错 不是今晚唯一要拔出来的东西了 Looks nice, not gonna be the only thing that's pulling out tonight. （pull out 也有拔出的意思）
谁不爱大团圆结局呢 是吧? Who doesn't love a happy ending, huh?
下次再见 这是你的好邻居死侍在唱… Until next time, this is your friendly neighborhood Pool guy singing... （原本为蜘蛛侠经典台词"这是你的好邻居蜘蛛侠…"）
"我再也无法起舞" I'm never gonna dance again...
"如往日与你共舞那般" ...the way I danced with you, ooh.
♪ Never without your love ♪ 因为你的爱已不在
♪ Tonight the music seems so loud ♪ 今夜的音乐如此喧嚣
♪ I wish that we could lose this crowd ♪ 但愿我们能逃离这人群
♪ Maybe it's better this way ♪ 也许这样会比较好
♪ We'd hurt each other with the things we want to say ♪ 真心话也只会互相伤害
♪ We could have been so good together ♪ 我们本可以好相厮守一生
♪ We could have lived this dance forever ♪ 我们本可以翩翩起舞不停
♪ But now who's gonna dance with me ♪ 但如今我又能与谁人共舞
♪ Please stay ♪ 留下吧
♪ I'm never gonna dance again ♪ 我再也无法起舞
♪ Guilty feet have got no rhythm ♪ 心头歉疚令舞步失去韵律
♪ Though it's easy to pretend ♪ 尽管欺瞒并不困难
♪ I know you're not a fool ♪ 但我知道你早已看穿
♪ I should have known better than to cheat a friend ♪ 我早应知道不该欺骗朋友
♪ And waste a chance that I'd been given ♪ 而现在又错过转机
♪ So I'm never gonna dance again ♪ 故我将我再也无法起舞
♪ The way I danced with you ♪ 如往日与你共舞那般
♪ Now that you're gone ♪ 如今你已离去
♪ I did so wrong So wrong ♪ 我的错误如此深重 如此深重
♪ That you had to leave me alone ♪ 令你离去只留我孤身一人
你还在呢! You're still here!
放完了! 回家去吧! It's over! Go home!
哦 你还想看《死侍2》的预告片 好吧 我们没那么多钱啊 Oh, you're expecting a teaser for Deadpool 2. Well, we don't have that kind of money.
你在等着看啥呢? 萨缪尔·杰克逊? What were you expecting? Sam Jackson? （在漫威电影宇宙中饰演神盾局局长）
戴个眼罩 穿件时髦小皮衣亮相? 快走吧 Show up with an eye patch and a saucy little leather number? Go, go. (神盾局局长的装扮）
本片的制作和发行有超过13000位工作者付出了辛勤的劳动 总计花费超过数十万个小时
噢! 但是有个小秘密我可以告诉你 Oh! But I can tell you one thing and it's a bit of a secret.
续集里 我们可以看到电索 In the sequel, we're gonna have Cable. （死侍的好友）
角色酷炫 生化手臂 时光旅行 我们还没决定谁来演 Amazing character. Bionic arm, time-travel. We have no idea who to cast yet...
不过只要是个平头壮汉就行 ...but it could be anybody. Just need a big guy with a flat top.
可以是梅尔·吉布森 道夫·龙格尔 Could be Mel Gibson, Dolph Lundgren...
凯拉·奈特利 她戏路挺广的 谁知道呢 反正 是个大秘密 嘘… Keira Knightley. She's got range, who knows? Anyway, big secret. Sh...
噢 还有别乱丢垃圾啊 这完全是傻逼行为 走吧 Oh, and don't leave your garbage rotting around. It's a total dick move. Go.